Praise The Wine Lords! ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Star Tituss Burgess Launches His Own Pinot Noir!

If you were one of the ten people on the planet who didn’t watch the Netflix show Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, first of all, why? It’s amazing. Go to Netflix and watch it now.

Second of all, you missed perhaps the greatest musical moment in television history (aside from everything happening on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, you should watch that too): Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess) singing his ode to black penis, “Peeno Noir”.

The song started a pinot craze, and now the real Tituss (Burgess) has created his very own wine line, Pinot By Tituss. This is everything. 

He made the announcement on Instagram this morning, which was as fantastic as you would expect.

“To be enjoyed by all the fabulous Kings and Kweens. Pinot makes things fun. xo Tituss #PinotMakesThingsFun #PinotByTituss @PinotByTituss”

Of course, you just want to know where to buy it, right? The wine is currently available in 34 states and can you get it for only $24.99 per bottle from their website, And in case you’re curious, the wine they’ve got is a 2014 pinot Noir from Santa Barbara County. As a big fan of pinots, I can tell you a lot of great ones come from California.

So what are you waiting for? Go order some! And if you’re not the ordering type, there is a spot on their website for “store locator,” which hopefully means you can buy it at your local BevMo soon.