Rumer Willis Is Still Tryin’

March 20th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Someone get her a job at Interview or something so she can work behind the scenes and then slowly blossom out into the open. Like I’m doing! It’s too much, too soon! Rumer Willis appears to have been assured a long time ago that she was going to be a famous icon, and she plans to see that to fruition. She has none of the charisma or talent of her parents, but she’s not letting that stop her!

Here she is with other celebs at a screening of “Trembled Blossoms”, an animated short, at Prada in Beverly Hills. Some of these chicks need to cut down on the powder. Rumer, for one. And Michelle Trachtenberg. Dawn from Buffy wants to look like beautiful alabaster.

Everyone came out for this one. You’ve got clinically insane Scientologists, homophobes, and tv polygamists. It’s a celeb vortex! Was there a director in the house who’s currently casting a flick and needed some ass-licking? I love odd match-ups. I could watch Brooke Shields and Juliette Lewis embrace and laugh together all day. Juliette Lewis knows how to accessorize. Who doesn’t love feather earrings like girls wore to carnivals in the Midwest in 80s?

And why isn’t Nicole Richie home with her damn baby? What – the hype is over and now you have to care for your new human? You don’t just have them and then skip off, Responsible Mother! It isn’t like you lost a tooth! Get that baby out from under your pillow, selfish bitch!

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22 more photos from the Prada Los Angeles Private Screening of new animated short film Trembled Blossoms featuring Rumer Willis, Nicole Richie, Brooke Shields, Rosario Dawson, Juliette Lewis, Jenna Elfman, Ginnifer Goodwin, Michelle Trachtenberg, Becki Newton, Dana Delaney, Lukas Haas, Nicky Hilton, Minnie Driver, Isaiah Washington, Rashida Jones and Paz Vega are after the jump.

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By J. Harvey
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  1. Loob

    Rumer needs to hook up with Robert Z’Dar. For a movie role or something, just so she can feel comparatively normal.
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0120494/

    Actually, a paternity test might also be worth a look.

  2. Queen Caffeine

    OMG, Juliette Lewis is Brooke Shields’ other sister.

  3. Connecticut

    Looks like Rumer’s real dad is Jay Leno! Get a load of that chin :))

  4. pinkydinkydoo2

    Queen Caffeine, love the reference to “The Other Sister”
    J.Harvey- I thought the comment about Nicole was a little harsh…new parents deserve a little alone time, too! She seems like a sweet, caring new mom.

  5. melissa

    Thats how everone in Hollywood makes it!! Its either their parents or they know someone thats how its works. I would like to see some real talent. Someone who actually gets in a movie on there own. Not because they have a family member in the business or they slept with someone!!

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