PoweR Girls Sucks

March 11th, 2005 // 13 Comments

I finally got around to watching Lizzie Grubman’s PoweR Girls. What a bunch of boring girls. I was amazed that a reality show about publicists could be that boring.

Rather than bore you with a rehash of “the exitement,” feel free to read the recaps posted by the wonderful folks at low culture and Gawker.

Major lesson learned from the “riveting” episode: Working the door is hard.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. mediaphyter

    As a PoweR girl myself, I resent their ridiculousness.

  2. C.K. Dexter-Haven

    I have always thought that Lizzie’s smile made her look rather demented…I would have thought that someone in her job might have worked on that a bit…

  3. Rob

    She’s just VILE!

  4. Carla

    There is something about her that is particularly unsettling. Her hair is a disaster. How about some volume?

  5. mason

    Isn’t there an old rhyme that goes:

    ‘Lizzie is a lezzie’…

    no that’s not it, it was

    ‘Lizzie Borden took an axe
    and gave her mother fourty whacks.
    And when saw what she had done
    She gave her father fourty-one.’

    I don’t know why I remember that but it fits. Maybe it’s a Lizzie thing.

  6. Couldn’t someone run over Lizzie, pretty please?

  7. Steve

    She’s go a wierd face. Bitch looks like a Muppet or something.

  8. Carla

    I don’t know. It has something to do with the hair; it’s so shapeless and limp. And taking into consideration she’s overdosed on tanning, of course, her arms are almost becoming the color of her counterpart’s skin color. Perhaps she’s trying to fool us so we won’t remember that she slammed her SUV into a group of people! I guess someone told her she didn’t discover Hip Hop; it made her furious.

  9. Working the door is really hard. My friend VD had to deal with a crowd of angry hip hoppers at an event she was promoting. It was one white girl against the nation of Isalm but she stood up to them. Of course after the event the cops had to come and pick her up because they were going to kill her.

  10. promqueen89

    Aside from her bad tan and flat hair…what in god’s name is wrong with her eyebrows? they used to not look like that….she looks like a freak show with some city miles on her.

  11. emma

    How tragic. If I were her client and watched the show, I’d want my money back. What a mistake to televise her “house of cards” company structure. A bunch of silly girls running accounts that pay Lizzie huge bucks?

    I’d ask for my money back.

    BAD PR move, Lizzie.
    P.S.: Bad mouthing your clients on camera wasn’t such a hot idea, either.

  12. Chris

    1. Kelly is insecure, she doesn’t handle pressure well, and that probably stems from a lack of brain stimulation. For some reason Kelly is threatened by Millie.

    2.Ali is sweet maybe too sweet but there’s nothing
    really wrong with that.

    3. Millie is underestimated perhaps she could be more of a force if given the chance but for some reason we don’t see as much of her as we see of the other girls.

    4. Rachel appears to be just there. Rachel more than likely has a plan to grab a rich guy.

    5. Lizzie is strong, assertive and fun to watch.
    My thoughts.

  13. taylor

    hi whats up time e-mail me i love your show power girls pleasse announce this letter on mtv between the time of 3:30 and 4:30

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