Madonna And A-Rod: It Is So On Thanks To Jerry Seinfeld

October 31st, 2008 // 2 Comments

Page Six has a salacious story involving Madonna, her new workout partner Alex Rodriguez, a helicopter and Jerry Seinfeld. Wow, that got unsexy really quickly. Madonna and Alex Rodriguez reportedly took two private helicopters to Jerry Seinfeld’s Hamptons mansion on Oct. 21 to spend several hours together in “luxury.”

So is Seinfeld’s mansion the equivalent of a hotel motel Holiday Inn? Does he charge by the hour?

“The Seinfelds have been friends with Madonna for years. They’re
neighbors on the West Side, so it’s really no surprise,” said a source. “And Jerry and [wife] Jessica go to her concerts whenever she’s in town.”

Odd friendship. Can you see Madonna and Jerry Seinfeld hanging out? Does Madonna appreciate observational humor about parking and airline food? So the two helicopters landed separately and Jessica picked up A-Rod first, and then Jerry picked up Madge! This is some clandestine romantic spy action!

“About four hours later, the dark SUV left the house and took them all
back to the airport. Madonna and the Seinfelds could clearly be seen
getting out and piling into the copter that had taken Madonna there in
the first place. They left together,” our witness said. “Several
minutes later, the helicopter that carried A-Rod also left.”

The thought of Madonna, A-Rod and the Seinfelds having some sort of jacked up orgy should make us all want to cancel Halloween.


Page Six has a salacious story involving Madonna, her new workout partner Alex Rodriguez, a helicopter and Jerry Seinfeld.
Wow, that got unsexy really quickly. Madonna and Alex Rodriguez
reportedly took two private helicopters to Jerry Seinfeld’s Hamptons
mansion on Oct. 21 to spend several hours together in “luxury.”

So is Seinfeld’s mansion the equivalent of a hotel motel Holiday Inn? Does he charge by the hour?

“The Seinfelds have been friends with Madonna for years. They’re
neighbors on the West Side, so it’s really no surprise,” said a source. “And Jerry and [wife] Jessica go to her concerts whenever she’s in town.”

Odd friendship. Can you see Madonna and Jerry Seinfeld hanging out?
Does Madonna appreciate observational humor about parking and airline
food? So the two helicopters landed separately and Jessica picked up
A-Rod first, and then Jerry picked up Madge! This is some clandestine
romantic spy action!

“About four hours later, the dark SUV left the house and took them all
back to the airport. Madonna and the Seinfelds could clearly be seen
getting out and piling into the copter that had taken Madonna there in
the first place. They left together,” our witness said. “Several
minutes later, the helicopter that carried A-Rod also left.”

The thought of Madonna, A-Rod and the Seinfelds having some sort of jacked up orgy should make us all want to cancel Halloween.

By J. Harvey
  1. Mia

    Talentless Gross Old Hag !!!!!
    BOYCOTT MADONNA !!!! Nothing but a talentless selfish Biach who thinks nothing of ruining peoples lives and marriages, as well as ripping apart her own family and hurting her kids all for her own gain. What A Class Act.
    BOYCOTT MADONNA !!!!!!

  2. Jesse

    all hail the queen…LOVE YOU MADONNA!

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