Porn-Whore Holds Press Conference Whilst Man-Whore Golfs

April 5th, 2010 // Leave a Comment

Winning the least-lovable whore of the week award, Joslyn James is making news because she is continuing to insist on talking about banging Tiger Woods. Enlisting the grandmother of all fame whores, Gloria Allred, James called a press conference to comment on Tiger Woods’s press conference at The Masters in Augusta, Georgia. A press conference about a press conference – that’s right.

Joslyn decided to talk openly to the entire world about an alleged miscarriage and abortion she had with Tiger. Not only do I not believe a word she said, I refuse to even repeat it (in detail, that is). We all know Tiger Woods banged a brothel-esque number of women while married. Fine. And I’m willing to bet my baby toe he’s still the world’s biggest douche. But I’m not willing to believe anyone who endured a miscarriage AND an abortion with someone would tell the entire world about it. But then again, nothing would really surprise me at this point.

All things aside – is that a wig on her head? Her varying hair styles scares me more than her STD count.
 

By Bailey Edwards

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