Jeremy Piven is attempting to woo Dita Von Teese, former Mrs. Marilyn Manson, by sending her sexy gifts. The star of “Entourage” confessed that the two fitted, black satin dresses he was picking up at Kari Feinstein’s swag-suite were for a “brunette and curvy” woman he had a crush on. Finally, at a loss for her size, he admitted to the clerk that they were for Dita Von Teese and according to a source, “He said he likes her, but it’s not official yet.” Jeremy reportedly saw a show of Dita’s and was smitten, but has only yet worked up the courage to give her a shy greeting of hello at a brief chance encounter before picking up the dresses.
OK, I’m sorry, but first of all, he looks ridiculous in this picture. I hope it’s for some film he’s doing, like “White Boyz II,” or something, otherwise, there’s no excuse for it. For heaven’s sake, he’s a grown man who has hair plugs and/or a hair piece–I haven’t figured it out yet. A wife beater, backwards baseball cap and expensive jeans does not an outfit make.
Secondly, he’s getting free shit to give as a gift to a woman he’s not ballsy enough to approach and engage in conversation? Dude, you better be ridiculous in bed because that shit is WEAK.
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