Pippa Middleton Loses “Rear Of The Year” To A British TV Presenter

Tough loss for Pippa Middleton, who’s rear did not get top honors this year.  Though we acknowledge the time and effort (and lack of carbs) that went into that McQueen-covered derrier, the award for England’s “Rear Of The Year” went to voluptuous TV presenter Carol Vorderman.  In all fairness, Vorderman’s rear is rounder and more of  a “rear,” while’s Pippa’s was simply tight and small.  I fear I’ve gotten a bit too graphic with my criticism.

The Award’s organizer Tony Edwards told The Express that voting for the honor has been going on all year, while the world has only noticed Pippa’s behind since April 29th.  “The bottom line, if you want to use that expression, is that if you Google Carol Vorderman’s bottom and stand back, there is a mass of websites dedicated to her rear assets,” Edwards explained.

PHOTOS: Pippa Middleton Rocks A Canadian Tuxedo

Eh, no matter for HRH Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge’s young sister, who looked radiant last night back at the hotel she and her family stay at the night before the royal wedding.  Pipps, mom Carole (who looked tanned and toned) and dad Michael attended the Goring Hotel’s “beach party” to celebrate the opening of the hotel’s beach bar.  Us Magazine reports that the unforgettable MOH wore a sundress by French label Maje and shoes by LK Bennett, the same shoe designer favored by Catherine.