Pink and Wife Might Split
Pink and her husband might be faltering, according to Bricks and Stones. He has good hair. I wish I had that hair.
Sources say that Pink’s marriage to motocross star Carey Hart is in trouble, after less than a year.
The couple – who wed on a beach in Costa Rica in January – have spent long periods apart because of their work commitments and the distance is said to be putting a strain on their marriage. A source told the National Enquirer magazine, “Pink and Carey’s marriage is in trouble. They’re both crazy busy with their separate careers, and it’s beginning to take a toll on their relationship. They’re hardly ever together.”
I think Pink is the shit. But I wouldn’t be shocked if the main argument between these two was over who got to use the strap-on. Sorry, that was gauche but the holidays make me cranky.