"It's not you. You're lovely. It's Vile Richard. Ugh. He's just a big knobhead with no knob. Is...some people's opinion of Kafka...but they couldn't be more wrong. This book is a searing vision...of the wounds our century has inflicted on--on traditional masculinity. It's positively Vonnegut-esque. Thank you for calling, Professor Leavis."