So you've already checked out the red carpet and the show from Wednesday night's ESPYs and all the big stars -- but in reality, very few went for the long haul and even finished the carpet. A lot of celebs didn't even show up on the carpet at all!
But of course, I was there standing in the heat all afternoon (let me just say thank God for being intelligent enough to wear a cotton dress from Bobi) to try and get a little something special for you. The most special? An up close and personal
boob shot interview with Brittny Gastineau!
An overview of what the big guns were like in person? Alan Thicke looks like a younger version of Mr. Rogers. Zac Efron is much more orange in person. Brendan Fraser must be as tired as we are of Journey to the Center of the Earth promotions. Victoria and David Beckham are too classy for their own good.Sorry to disappoint, but Cristiano Ronaldo is not good looking at all in person.
Oh, and one very special "celeb" who was happy to talk to everyone, after the jump.
Check out our own exclusive red carpet images in the gallery by clicking on any image.