10. Randy and Evi Quaid: The smirks on their mugshots say it all, Randy and Evi Quaid have lost their marbles. The couple was arrested in 2009 for skipping out on a $10,000 hotel bill, but in 2010 they did not pass 'Go' and went straight to jail for missing their court date. As if paying the $100,000 bail per person (when all could've been solved by settled up at the front desk before they were $210,000 deep) wasn't crazy enough, now the couple is seeking political asylum in Canada. They believe that there are people in Hollywood out to 'whack' them... really? Of all celebrities, why would they pick Randy Quaid?