OMFG, I love LOVE LOVE Joey Essex. He is as straight as an arrow, but loves himself some short shorts and tight shirts. I insist you watch 'The Only Way Is Essex,' if only for Joey (yes, as his Twitter states, Essex is his real surname). Joey doesn't care what anyone thinks of him, created the term REEM (about looking and feeling one's best) and always sticks up for the ladies. ILYJE. He's ridiculous. It's awesome.