Methface McCrackhead Arrested Again

August 21st, 2007 // 10 Comments

That’s my new cute pet name for Pete Doherty who somehow avoided being convicted today after being arresting on suspicion of drug possession. From TMZ.com:

Doherty had been arrested around 2:30 AM Monday, after performing with his band Babyshambles at a festival. But, according to reports from the UK, Judge Susan Williams had to let him go, saying, “Anyone arrested for a breach of bail must be brought before the court and dealt with in a 24-hour period.”

Lucky bloke. If Pete was in The States then at this point his handlers would rush him off to a cushy rehab facility to take long morning walks and eat peeled fresh grapes. Then he would re-emerge in three days completely healed of all ailments. It’s magic!

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  1. Voo

    Methface McCrackhead…..lmao lmao I LOVE it!!

  2. This guy is a national hero. They should give him a knighthood for enduring so much coke and heroin. Truely a national treasure.

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  3. Zekers

    At the rate he is going he’ll be McDead by next year…

  4. green cardigan

    Look at the expression of the policeman behind him. He looks like he’s thinking ‘Jeez , how many more times am I going to have to man handle this loser?’.

  5. pilsbury

    I wish this guy who gets away with it all the time OD’s and dies.

  6. newfgirl

    He is a walking trainwreck, yes. But how in God’s name does he get away with it, ad infinitum? The last I read, he’s been arrested 15 frickin’ times? WTF is up with the British judicial system?

  7. Hey Cupcake

    God help us all, but why would anyone TOUCH him, much less **** him? The British police must have a huge death pool going. Why else would they release him only to arrest him (again) 5 minute later?

  8. ZeldaF

    Didn’t Richard Marx once say that if there were a nuclear war, the only survivors would be the cockroaches & Paul Abduhl? Looks like Petey is quite a survivor too, he just keeps wigglin’ out of trouble & comin’ back for more! Petey & Paula could re-propogate the earth if there was ever (God forbid) a nuclear catastrophe.

  9. Zekers

    I remember it as ‘the cockroaches and Keith Richards…’

  10. Jess

    I think he might be McDead before next year
    Methface McCrackhead–loves it

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