Pete Wentz Tastes Ashlee’s Breast Milk. Of Course He Does.

December 23rd, 2008 // 2 Comments


Sometimes these things just write themselves.

Pete Wentz told Sirius’s Morning Mash-Up that wife Ashlee Simpson‘s breast milk tastes “soury and weird.” Hm. I wonder if he sucked on her tit directly or if she pumped some out and put in a big boy cup for him?

I’m not going to ponder this question too hard.

Methinks Pete Wentz has a special place in his heart for these radio talk shows. He always blabbers some gag-inducing sound bite that we’re forced to relive for the next couple of days. We thought he’d put a lid on it after the whole anal sex bit, but Petey always manages to top himself. We’re morbidly curious to see what he says next. In a peek-at-a-car-crash-on-the highway sort of a way.


He also admits Ashlee isn’t the only one who put on baby weight. The petite, little rocker ballooned from a demure 137lbs. to a monstrous 148lbs. Gasp! He got “fat face” and everything.

The Simpson-Wentz’s also plan to terrorize the world with a whole litter of their hybrid spawn. He’s practically going to turn Ashlee into a baby mill, comparing their procreation to a Journey song.

“I want to have six now. I mean not six specifically, but I want more…I can’t imagine that we’re stopping, you know what I’m saying? This is like a Journey song, it’s like the chorus is just going to keep coming.”

See what we have to look forward to?

View a gallery of Pete looking super cool promoting his new album at the Nokia Theatre Times Square and Ashlee when she was pregnant!


Sometimes these things just write themselves.

Pete Wentz told Sirius’s Morning Mash-Up that wife Ashlee Simpson‘s breast milk tastes “soury and weird.” Hm. I wonder if he sucked on her tit directly or if she pumped some out and put in a big boy cup for him?

I’m not going to ponder this question too hard.

Methinks Pete Wentz has a special place in his heart for these radio talk shows because he always blabbers some gag-inducing sound bite that we’re forced to relive for the next couple of days. We thought he’ put a lid on it after the whole anal sex bit, but Petey always manages to top himself. We’re morbidly curious to see what he says next. Sort of like peeking at a car crash on the highway.


He also admits Ashlee isn’t the only one who put on baby weight—the petite, little rocker ballooned from a demure 137lbs. to a monstrous 148. Gasp! He got “fat face” and everything.

The Simpson-Wentz’s also plan to terrorize the world with a whole litter of their hybrid spawn. He’s practically going to turn Ashlee into a baby mill, comparing their procreation to a Journey song.

“I want to have six now. I mean not six specifically, but I want more…I can’t imagine that we’re stopping, you know what I’m saying? This is like a Journey song, it’s like the chorus is just going to keep coming.”

See what we have to look forward to?

View a gallery of Pete looking super cool promoting his new album at the Nokia Theatre Times Square and Ashlee when she was pregnant!

By Melissa Noble
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  1. Jaster

    he really needs to start censoring himself

  2. Rachel

    ^ Ever seen Hocus Pocus? We could just sew his mouth shut.

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