Pete Wentz on the Penis

April 11th, 2007 // 8 Comments

When speaking with The Advocate recently, Pete Wentz kind of, sort of won me over. I honestly had never heard of him until pictures of his dong showed up on the Internet and then just assumed he was your run-of-the-mill annoying emo kid pretending to be sensitive, while boinking as many girls as humanly possible to make up for his “tortured” high-school years. And maybe he is, but at least he’s not homophobic.

You’ve also said that people who aren’t a fan of yours will sometimes call you an antigay slur. Why is that?
I don’t know. I think it’s a real cheap, easy word. In high school it bothered me a lot when it got yelled at me and stuff, but it’s completely unoffensive to me now–it doesn’t hurt. But when I think about my friends who are gay and that it does bother them, that’s when it bums me out.

He also goes on to say that “Fall Out Boy” has a song on import versions of their “Infinity on High” album entitled, “Gay Isn’t a Synonym for the Word ‘Shitty”” and that might have been the tipping point for me.

Any friend of the gays is a friend of mine.


Find out how Pete feels about making out with boys and his views on the penis after the jump…

More excerpts from his interview with The Advocate:

You made a lot of gay fans happy when you admitted that you’d kissed boys because “anything above the waist is fair game.”
[Laughs] I actually mean it. That’s just kind of how I am. I’m a little bit of a make-out king. I don’t discriminate too much.

Do make-out opportunities present themselves often?
Not really, because the traits that I find attractive in people are so bizarre. Like, you have to be really pretty, but you also have to have a brain. Those two often don’t go hand in hand.

What’s the closest you’ve ever come to taking the boy-on-boy action to the next level?
I haven’t really ever gotten that close, ’cause honestly, I’m not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don’t find anything attractive about it. I can’t believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit. So that’s the biggest problem. I’d love to share clothes with a dude and have all those benefits, but I just can’t get past that thing. It’s just weird-lookin’.

Penises aside, any dude crushes?
I don’t have an issue finding guys attractive. I was with my friend last night watching The Prestige and she’s like, “Christian Bale is so hot.” And I’m like, “Yeah, that’s a good-looking dude.” There’s nobody specific, but if you just named off dudes I could tell you if I thought they were hot or not.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. MJK

    I always thought Pete was a little douche, BUT that was until i just noticed that he has the Wizard Howl tattooed on his left arm and Jack Skellington on his right arm.

    Damn me if that ain’t cool!!!!

  2. mike

    He’s just a douche with two cool tattoos.

  3. Ani

    I’m the first to admit without shame that I have an unnatural love for FOB. I dunno why – I think it appeals to the high school fan girl hiding inside me… but dammit if those little trolls can’t put together a catchy tune.

    Confession: I listen to TTTYG at full blast when I’m in my car. Sending Postcards From a Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here) is such a bitter song <3

  4. summer

    I don’t give a shit about what everyone else says about pete wentz, all i have to say is that he is the fucking hottest guy on earth

  5. Paige

    Uhmm noo.. Petes just a really sext beast that can play bass amazingly and has the guts to wear guyliner. and has THIRTY SEVEN tattoos. dumbass’ should learn more about people before you slam them =]

  6. nerd

    nah he hasnt got 37 of them. thats just the one tree hill speaking, love. also he is kind of a bad bass player, he doesnt take out the rhythm, more like smacks the strings. however he is great and the statement above if any, truly proves he has a brain.
    plus he has done alot for the bipolar kids.

  7. BECCA !

    Pete Wentz is the hottest emo guys EVER…&&i think hes amazing for wearing makeup and being comfortable enough with himself to make out with other guys. cause honestly, lifes short. you gotta explore sometime ! :D and i think his “string smacking” is pretty fuckin great :]

  8. Boo

    Really pretty with a brain? then why did he pick Ashley Simpson? I mean the pretty… maybe?????????? But a brain?? Sorry, ain’t buying that.

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