Pete Wentz on the Penis

April 11th, 2007 // 8 Comments

When speaking with The Advocate recently, Pete Wentz kind of, sort of won me over. I honestly had never heard of him until pictures of his dong showed up on the Internet and then just assumed he was your run-of-the-mill annoying emo kid pretending to be sensitive, while boinking as many girls as humanly possible to make up for his “tortured” high-school years. And maybe he is, but at least he’s not homophobic.

You’ve also said that people who aren’t a fan of yours will sometimes call you an antigay slur. Why is that?
I don’t know. I think it’s a real cheap, easy word. In high school it bothered me a lot when it got yelled at me and stuff, but it’s completely unoffensive to me now–it doesn’t hurt. But when I think about my friends who are gay and that it does bother them, that’s when it bums me out.

He also goes on to say that “Fall Out Boy” has a song on import versions of their “Infinity on High” album entitled, “Gay Isn’t a Synonym for the Word ‘Shitty”” and that might have been the tipping point for me.

Any friend of the gays is a friend of mine.

(Splash)

Find out how Pete feels about making out with boys and his views on the penis after the jump…

More excerpts from his interview with The Advocate:

You made a lot of gay fans happy when you admitted that you’d kissed boys because “anything above the waist is fair game.”
[Laughs] I actually mean it. That’s just kind of how I am. I’m a little bit of a make-out king. I don’t discriminate too much.

Do make-out opportunities present themselves often?
Not really, because the traits that I find attractive in people are so bizarre. Like, you have to be really pretty, but you also have to have a brain. Those two often don’t go hand in hand.

What’s the closest you’ve ever come to taking the boy-on-boy action to the next level?
I haven’t really ever gotten that close, ’cause honestly, I’m not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don’t find anything attractive about it. I can’t believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit. So that’s the biggest problem. I’d love to share clothes with a dude and have all those benefits, but I just can’t get past that thing. It’s just weird-lookin’.

Penises aside, any dude crushes?
I don’t have an issue finding guys attractive. I was with my friend last night watching The Prestige and she’s like, “Christian Bale is so hot.” And I’m like, “Yeah, that’s a good-looking dude.” There’s nobody specific, but if you just named off dudes I could tell you if I thought they were hot or not.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. MJK

    I always thought Pete was a little douche, BUT that was until i just noticed that he has the Wizard Howl tattooed on his left arm and Jack Skellington on his right arm.

    Damn me if that ain’t cool!!!!

  2. mike

    He’s just a douche with two cool tattoos.

  3. Ani

    I’m the first to admit without shame that I have an unnatural love for FOB. I dunno why – I think it appeals to the high school fan girl hiding inside me… but dammit if those little trolls can’t put together a catchy tune.

    Confession: I listen to TTTYG at full blast when I’m in my car. Sending Postcards From a Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here) is such a bitter song <3

  4. summer

    I don’t give a shit about what everyone else says about pete wentz, all i have to say is that he is the fucking hottest guy on earth

  5. Paige

    Uhmm noo.. Petes just a really sext beast that can play bass amazingly and has the guts to wear guyliner. and has THIRTY SEVEN tattoos. dumbass’ should learn more about people before you slam them =]

  6. nerd

    nah he hasnt got 37 of them. thats just the one tree hill speaking, love. also he is kind of a bad bass player, he doesnt take out the rhythm, more like smacks the strings. however he is great and the statement above if any, truly proves he has a brain.
    plus he has done alot for the bipolar kids.

  7. BECCA !

    Pete Wentz is the hottest emo guys EVER…&&i think hes amazing for wearing makeup and being comfortable enough with himself to make out with other guys. cause honestly, lifes short. you gotta explore sometime ! :D and i think his “string smacking” is pretty fuckin great :]

  8. Boo

    Really pretty with a brain? then why did he pick Ashley Simpson? I mean the pretty… maybe?????????? But a brain?? Sorry, ain’t buying that.

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