Pete Wentz And Ashlee Simpson Have Anal Sex

I’m sure there are some Fall Out Boy fans and an Ashlee Simpson fan (yeah, I left the “s” off) that didn’t need to read that headline. We didn’t even like to run it. Pete Wentz has been staying up too late with reportedly camera-shy baby Bronx Mowgli or something because he went on Howard Stern today and ticked off a whole bunch of personal details about his dealings with wife Ashlee’s body that none of us needed to know.

Us has all the details, but one detail they didn’t report on was Wentz telling Stern that the two have anal sex. I think I need to go read my Bible now. Will Jessica Simpson be addressing this fact in one of her country song? Mah sista likes it in the butt, y’all!

Wentz, seen here with bandmate Patrick Stump in NYC’s Washington Square Park after police told them they couldn’t play a free concert, went on to shoot himself in his emo foot by pronouncing their sex life “amazing” and detailing their first encounter.

“It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I’m looking in
the mirrors, [thinking], ‘Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl
of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'”

Simpson apparently also wears thongs to give Pete lapdances. We’re ending this post right about here. 

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I’m sure there are some Fall Out Boy fans and an Ashlee Simpson fan (yeah, I left the “s” off) that didn’t need to read that headline. We didn’t even like to run it. Pete Wentz has been staying up too late with reportedly camera-shy baby Bronx Mowgli or something because he went on Howard Stern today and ticked off a whole bunch of personal details about his dealings with wife Ashlee’s body that none of us needed to know.Us
has all the details, but one detail they didn’t report on was Wentz
telling Stern that the two have anal sex. I think I need to go read my
Bible now. Will Jessica Simpson be addressing this fact in one of her
country song? Mah sista likes it in the butt, y’all!Wentz, seen
here with bandmate Patrick Stump in NYC’s Washington Square Park after
police told them they couldn’t play a free concert, went on to shoot
himself in his emo foot by pronouncing their sex life “amazing” and
detailing their first encounter.”It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I’m looking in
the mirrors, [thinking], ‘Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl
of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'”Simpson apparently also wears thongs to give Pete lapdances. We’re ending this post right about here.