Pete Wentz And Ashlee Simpson Have Anal Sex

December 16th, 2008 // 15 Comments

I’m sure there are some Fall Out Boy fans and an Ashlee Simpson fan (yeah, I left the “s” off) that didn’t need to read that headline. We didn’t even like to run it. Pete Wentz has been staying up too late with reportedly camera-shy baby Bronx Mowgli or something because he went on Howard Stern today and ticked off a whole bunch of personal details about his dealings with wife Ashlee‘s body that none of us needed to know.

Us has all the details, but one detail they didn’t report on was Wentz telling Stern that the two have anal sex. I think I need to go read my Bible now. Will Jessica Simpson be addressing this fact in one of her country song? Mah sista likes it in the butt, y’all!

Wentz, seen here with bandmate Patrick Stump in NYC’s Washington Square Park after police told them they couldn’t play a free concert, went on to shoot himself in his emo foot by pronouncing their sex life “amazing” and detailing their first encounter.

“It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I’m looking in
the mirrors, [thinking], ‘Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl
of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!’”

Simpson apparently also wears thongs to give Pete lapdances. We’re ending this post right about here. 

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I’m sure there are some Fall Out Boy fans and an Ashlee Simpson fan (yeah, I left the “s” off) that didn’t need to read that headline. We didn’t even like to run it. Pete Wentz has been staying up too late with reportedly camera-shy baby Bronx Mowgli or something because he went on Howard Stern today and ticked off a whole bunch of personal details about his dealings with wife Ashlee‘s body that none of us needed to know.Us
has all the details, but one detail they didn’t report on was Wentz
telling Stern that the two have anal sex. I think I need to go read my
Bible now. Will Jessica Simpson be addressing this fact in one of her
country song? Mah sista likes it in the butt, y’all!Wentz, seen
here with bandmate Patrick Stump in NYC’s Washington Square Park after
police told them they couldn’t play a free concert, went on to shoot
himself in his emo foot by pronouncing their sex life “amazing” and
detailing their first encounter.”It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I’m looking in
the mirrors, [thinking], ‘Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl
of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!’”Simpson apparently also wears thongs to give Pete lapdances. We’re ending this post right about here.  

By J. Harvey
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  1. Martinman

    When Joe gets a hold of him, Pete will be more like Fall OFF Boy!

  2. Anne Arkham

    You sure it’s not Ashlee who’s pitching and Pete who’s catching?

  3. stolidog

    that was the most unbelievable story since top gun jumped on the couch.

  4. TMI

    EW.
    Real class act.

  5. kittycatastrophe

    There seems to be a lack of respect going on in that marriage judging by the overshare Pete subjected everyone to today.

  6. Mowgli

    i would have never guessed…. and lol @ Anne Arkham…

  7. james12

    yayks!

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  8. Mary

    You people are a bunch of babies. Who cares if Pete gave some details of their sex life. With all the famous skanks having their sex tapes “stolen”, its quite refreshing to just hear a couple stories rather than seeing the action plastered all over the internet.

    I’m not a fan of Fall Out Boy, or Ashlee Simpson, so I’m not defending Pete because I’m a fan. I just dont think his comments are big deal.

    I wonder what types of people are offended by his comments. Who are the people leaving the comments here…..Is it the teenie boppers who are offended? The same teenie boppers who take pictures of themselves naked and text the pictures to classmates, only to end up on the internet?
    Or is it the mid west housewives who have such a sh*tty life, that they will find ANYTHING to complain about?
    Or is it the religious sect, who are frightened by anything sexual?

  9. GadhafyX

    Oh my lord, The anal sex betwen them must be,., shitty, like ashle’s talent.

  10. matt goldman

    Did Pet happen to say who pitches/catches, or are they a modern versatile couple?

  11. Chockhabkag

    Very beautifull

  12. aidettede

    Very beautifull

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  14. BookSeekers

    Hello Guys,

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  15. Addie

    I just want you to know: I am the one fan of Ashely Simpson. But I’m also legally insane so….

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