Here’s Pete Wentz acting the douche. He’s leaving a Memorial Day party with wife Ashlee Simpson. Someone had a few too many Smirnoff Ices! You know he’s drinkin’ that swill! Grape flavor! Seriously, didn’t he make a his and hers set? Help us out here, bitch.
Papa Joe Simpson likes when Pete switches up the action every once in awhile so that the photo money keeps rolling in. Next up will be Pete and Ashlee looking sad, and then stormy and then wistful. These two are Heidi and Spencer with more spangly eyeliner.
8 more photos of Pete Wentz making a statement, with Ashlee Simpson, after the jump.