Pete and Ashlee Wentz Signed Pre-Nup, Enjoying Fake Bakes And Fake Palm Trees

May 20th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Pete Wentz did an interview this morning with Ryan Seacrest on his morning radio show, and admitted that he and Ashlee Simpson did sign a pre-nup before their wedding this weekend, where Ashlee reportedly announced that she was 4 months pregnant.

An invitation from the Alice in Wonderland themed event is above.

The couple are not going on a honeymoon, and instead are camping out in their LA basement.

“We got some blow-up palm trees, a little fake-n-bake tanning booth. We’re eating DiGiorno’s pizza, getting in that tanning oven every once in a while, it’s great. It’s gonna look like we’re on that private jet. We’re gonna save that 30 grand, you know?”

So they have enough money worth signing a pre-nup, but not enough to go on a honeymoon? If they are just hanging out in their basement, it’s not like they can’t go on vacation because of prior engagements.

They’re totally saving money for baby!

Of course, Pete would talk about the pregnancy saying, “Ryan, this baby has not been confirmed. The only thing I’m confirming now is that we’re in the basement on our honeymoon with these blow-up palm trees.”

Lame. If these kids keep putting it off, it’s going to make us care even less. Papa Joe just needs to let them spill the beans already.

By Intern Traci
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  1. Laura

    “It’s getting late so save the date?”
    Nope, that doesn’t sound like a desperate shotgun wedding to cover a pregnancy at ALL!

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  3. Brittany

    Um, Laura –
    its Alice in Wonderland themed – “It’s getting late so save the date” is kind of a play off the white rabbit.
    don’t be so rude.

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