Pete Burns Steps Out In London [PHOTOS]

April 18th, 2011 // Leave a Comment

Once upon a time, a nice English chap named Pete Burns founded the awesomely eighties band Dead Or Alive.  After many eccentric years in the biz (and countless plastic surgeries later), many of us today confuse Burns with The Real Housewives Of Miami’s Elsa Patton.

PHOTOS: A Swollen Pete Burns Shops At Vivienne Westwood

To those of you young girls who want to model your features after Heidi Montag: Please click through the gallery for a lesson in moderation.

Confession: At first glance, I thought Burns was Cher.  My apologies.

By Kelly Lynch
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