PETA’s After Nicole Richie
MSNBC reports that PETA has named Nicole as the worst-dressed celebrity due to her use of dead animals.
Nicole Richie has more to deal with than denying that she has an eating disorder: PETA has just named Richie the world’s worst-dressed celeb.
“This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones,” notes the animal rights group. “She’s an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match.”
I’d make some jokes about PETA but those bitches are for real. I don’t want them to infiltrate my luncheon with Beyonce or splash my ass with paint or send Pamela Anderson and her plastic titties after me or anything. I will say that I really really like veal. I’m sorry. I just do. I’m a carnivore. I know it’s the meat of evil, but seriously..it’s tender-iffic.
Also, Rachel Zoe was Nicole’s stylist and seeing as they didn’t part on the best of terms – she must be laughing her sun-damaged face off right now.