PETA’s After Nicole Richie

November 28th, 2006 // 3 Comments

MSNBC reports that PETA has named Nicole as the worst-dressed celebrity due to her use of dead animals.

Nicole Richie has more to deal with than denying that she has an eating disorder: PETA has just named Richie the world’s worst-dressed celeb.

“This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones,” notes the animal rights group. “She’s an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match.”

I’d make some jokes about PETA but those bitches are for real. I don’t want them to infiltrate my luncheon with Beyonce or splash my ass with paint or send Pamela Anderson and her plastic titties after me or anything. I will say that I really really like veal. I’m sorry. I just do. I’m a carnivore. I know it’s the meat of evil, but seriously..it’s tender-iffic.

Also, Rachel Zoe was Nicole’s stylist and seeing as they didn’t part on the best of terms – she must be laughing her sun-damaged face off right now.

Peta Not Thrilled by Richie’s Wardrobe [MSNBC]

By J. Harvey
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  1. Ldysunfyre

    Re: “tender-iffic”>> *LMFAO* You’re a sick, sick fairyperson.

  2. EraserFan

    J.Harvey has made some very good points on this one:
    1. PETA people are crazy mofos.
    2. Veal rocks. (or as J.Harvey would say, ‘Veal is BOSS’.

    I simply was unaware they made chocolate-covered-veal…

  3. TruthLady

    You are so sick my friends. I bet 1000 that you will not be able to stand or have the stomach for 5 min. of the footage that PETA has about the killing and skinning of the animals. Try it. I dare you!
    http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=fur_farm

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