Here’s A Handy List Of Fur-Wearing Celebs For You To Throw Red Paint On When You See Them!

I’m kidding. I could care less. I mean, I would probably sign your petition, but I like my leather harness….I mean shoes! The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, aka PETA, have released their top ten list of the worst offenders when it comes to wearing fur. The queen of soul Aretha Franklin won top honors. They better watch out, she’s no one to tangle with. Those boobs alone will end you. About Aretha they said: “How ’bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals? Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys in yet another vulgar fur, you looked as if you were going to perform “I Am the Walrus” by the Beatles. You might be a queen, but you don’t know jack about compassion.” Seriously, she will hit them with her canned ham. Other targets (cause you know this campaign is ongoing) include Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria, Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue and Marilyn Manson. The Olsens appear to have escaped PETA’s notice or maybe they made a donation. Seriously, Lohan can wear an entire bear cub around her bod as long as she stays clothed in photoshoots from now on. Damn. Bad wig, badly lit, bad idea.

Here’s some delightful images of celebs sporting animals.