Perfect: Snooki Being Charged With Being Annoying!

A prosecutor says Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi is being charged with disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance AND – get this – annoying people on a beach. Apparently that is a crime in New Jersey, which you think would have landed the entire cast of Jersey Shore in jail multiple times, right?

In yesterday’s hearing in Seaside Heights for Snooki’s July 30th public intox arrest, her attorney entered not guilty pleas for all three charges.

If convicted of all three charges, she faces $2,000 in fines but since her record is clean, she may only be paying $500 or so.

Snooki says the case has made her “feel like a criminal” and that it’s caused her to rethink her habits. Yeah, I highly doubt that.

Here are Snooki and her pal Vinny Guadagnino heading out for burgers in Seaside Heights!