Perez Hilton Confirms He Is The Love Child Of Tom Cruise And Star Jones

March 24th, 2006 // 9 Comments

Confirmed by email folks.

Ha.

Sure.

:-)

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Mon

    It’s… it’s uncanny…

  2. blahblahblah

    could we all please stop giving free press to that shitbox perez like NOW!

  3. Lily

    Seriously Perez is a egomaniac and just a complete waste of space and time… please giving him press like this is just fueling his big ass head!

  4. Brad

    Don’t forget the game that “spawned” all the fun!

  5. whoop

    jesus that really DOES look like him…

    he’s such a vapid wannabe – he’s worse than the real Parisite Hilton. His crap site blows chunks.

  6. Laney

    omg, that seriously emulates Perez’s face, HAHAHAHA~

  7. erika

    HE WISHES he was their child!!! Perez is such a MEGALOMANIAC. He is sooo desperate to be famous. He even put on his site that if anybody wanted to have him attend their Oscar parties…he would for a fee. WHO THE HELL WOULD HIRE THAT???

  8. I

    FINALLY! WE CAN PUT THE BLAME ON WHO CREATED THAT NASTY FACE OF YOURS!

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