Per Usual, Mariah Wears The Wrong Footwear

January 11th, 2006 // 13 Comments

Please lose the braids as well. When you reach your teenage years is when one must stop wearing braids.

(Images via JJB)

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Blindqueen

    Someone call Stacy and Clinton! Mimi needs to be told What Not to Wear.

  2. Lynn

    It appears that she has the same stylist as Britney…why do they think that skirts/shorts like that are attractive?

  3. Paris Hilton's Hymen

    Those are her ‘baby eating’ shoes.

  4. doofus

    she also needs to lose a little of her belly before she wears those belly-shirts.

    the braids…UGH…SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ghetto and cheap looking. plus, when you have a noggin the size of Mimi’s, wearing your hair close to your head only EMPHASIZES it.

  5. Is she trying to get her girlhood back after being married to and old guy when she was young?
    Mariah, honey, you can never go back!

  6. timmons622

    “I Don’t Want to Cry,” but I’m about to…

  7. Steven

    Her Braids are fine. the braids are not ghetto and cheap and she she just came from swimming with dolphins. The lady is on vacation…..The shoe are suspect though! It’s not so much they are the wrong shoes but just kind of tacky! Love ya Mimi!!

  8. versacefiend

    what a train wreck…

  9. Yeah, skip the braids, let’s focus on Mimi’s weight issues. She should have lost that outfit 10-15 pounds ago.

  10. CupidsBow

    ONLY the shoes??? The whole getup is a disaster. Poor Mooriah. She’s becoming the singing fat lady stereotype right before our eyes.

  11. holyboy

    i wonder why she wont like lose weight. she’s like fat, and she likes to wear body hugging, body baring clothes that reveal her fatness.

  12. Lucky

    Okay, i like Mariah and her voice but she has to get rid of all that tackyness. She has a beautiful voice and she has really big tits but sometimes she needs to put those things away. Its kind of sluty. She reminds me of a fatter version of Paris. They’re both divas and don’t like to wear lots of clothes. But whatever, its not me. Have fun Mariah!!!!!

  13. BowandQuiffer

    Ugh, that’s all I can think of.

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