Peaches Geldof And The Night Of Heroin, Sex, And Scientology

March 26th, 2010 // 1 Comment

Okay first things first. Who the eff is Peaches Geldof?

Peaches is: a) the 21 year old daughter of Irish singer Bob Geldof b) a UK tabloid hard partying favorite and occasional US D-lister c) currently dating Eli Roth.

Now, what did she do? Well, I’m glad you asked.

On website Ask Reddit via Gawker the question was posed “What’s your most ‘WTF’ one night stand story?” and a post was submitted from a young man from New York with the user name thatcoolguyben, detailing a night out with an English girl he met in LA while they were both staying at a friend’s house. He says this girl was there “recording her album.” The story tells the tale of the two having on a 4am heroine binge and Cialis induced “naked dance party on her bed” before they “did it every way possible.”

The anonymous poster says things took a weird turn around 8 am when the girl needed a ride somewhere and the next thing he remembers is waking up at 1 pm in a sauna in a speedo “throwing up all over the place” and the girl was on an exercise machine in what turns out to be the Celebrity Scientology Center in LA. People came in and cleaned up his puke and he came to understand that he is in the middle of a process the church called Purif and that this girl was a D-list celebrity. He included some NSFW pictures of a girl that looks a hell of a lot like Peaches Geldof. Gawker has unsuccessfully reached out to Peaches camp for a comment. 

Thus begins the story of how Peaches invaded the US tabloids…

By Madison Ventura

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