Paula’s Reaching

Paula Abdul imagines that the reason why people think she’s hammered all the time is because of her “adorable personality”. Does she really think that? When you become that delusional, is that considered hitting bottom. She actually told David Letterman this.

While Paula Abdul’s intoxicating brand of incoherence has many, including David Letterman, questioning her sobriety, the tragically delicious “American Idol” trainwreck told the “Late Show” host that the reason people think she’s always drunk is because of her “adorable personality.”

After Paula told David how endearing she is, the 45-year-old added, “Wouldn’t you want me around 24/7?”

A thousand times “no”. Unless I had an injury and needed some pain killers. She must be a treasure trove of illicit pharmaceuticals.