Paulal Abdul Named “Woman of the Year” By Nevada Ballet Theater

January 29th, 2007 // 3 Comments

Huh? So now, barely being able to hold your head up while wasted is considered award-worthy?

Paula Abdul, the queen of confusing on-camera non-sequiturs and bizarre cleavage, was honored over the weekend by the Nevada Ballet Theater, who selected her as their “Woman of the Year.” At least, though, she managed to put together a speech that was actually coherent and–dare I say it–clever, even?

“I couldn’t do it without the three men in my life,” she said of fellow Idol stars Randy Jackson, Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest, who flanked her. “Every time Randy Jackson opens up his mouth, I look like a Nobel Prize winner. Every time Simon Cowell opens his mouth, Borat sounds like a Nobel Prize winner….. Ryan, I really do love him; almost as much as he loves himself?…These three brothers are the best thing a girl can hope for, just ask my therapists.”

Oh Paula. You’re so funny. And out of your gourd more than half the time. But at least your gourd is covered in expensive, luxurious weave.

Find out which former “American Idol” contestants showed up for the event after the jump.

(Anthony Federov, Mandisa, Jim Verarros, Chris Daughtry, Paris Bennett)


By Lisa Timmons

  1. What the fuck ddi she get an award for? Ridiculous.

  2. Tonysgirl

    Award??? for what??? she does not do anything.

    Maybe they felt sorry for her??? LMAO

    And she can’t really sing all that good she just thinks she can.

  3. mmh

    While I’m surprised by Paula’s award, I’m even more surprised by the fact that Simon Cowell chose to wear jeans and a t-shirt to an obviously very dressing occasion. It’s weird.

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