Paula Abdul’s Face Is Simon Cowell’s Canvas

Holy shit. Paula Abdul clearly can no longer feel anything from the neck up. During a review of a performance delivered by 16-year-old American Idol contestant Allison Iraheta, Simon Cowell leaned over with a marker and proceeded to doodle a mustache on Paula’s upper lip.

During her evaluation of Iraheta, Cowell giggled while Abdul covered up her cartoon mustache with her hands. But she knows she loved it! This one is such a nut and Simon is totally into it.

I’m going to predict the eventual emergence of a sex tape of those two involving choreographed dance moves, costumes and lots of gnashing of the teeth.

Gallery Info: Paula Abdul holds a rose outside Koi restaurant in West Hollywood.