Paula Abdul’s Face Is Simon Cowell’s Canvas

March 26th, 2009 // 6 Comments

Holy shit. Paula Abdul clearly can no longer feel anything from the neck up. During a review of a performance delivered by 16-year-old American Idol contestant Allison Iraheta, Simon Cowell leaned over with a marker and proceeded to doodle a mustache on Paula’s upper lip.

During her evaluation of Iraheta, Cowell giggled while Abdul covered up her cartoon mustache with her hands. But she knows she loved it! This one is such a nut and Simon is totally into it.

I’m going to predict the eventual emergence of a sex tape of those two involving choreographed dance moves, costumes and lots of gnashing of the teeth.

Gallery Info: Paula Abdul holds a rose outside Koi restaurant in West Hollywood.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. Pat

    I am totally SICK of Paula & Simon’s behavior while the contestants are trying to sing. They are so juvenile & distracting. I don’t think Simon even hears the song, then just say’s something negative about it, because he can. Why don’t Simon & Paula get a room & just get it over with….

  2. Ann

    I love love Paula and Simon. They keep an otherwise boring show alive. They are the best part of American Idol

  3. Jenna

    I love Simon and Paula. They keep the show’s not “juvenile” or “distracting”. If they were to act like robots the whole time, the show would be very boring. And it’s been said in the past that they listen to the dress rehearsels so they already know what that contestant sounds like with that particular song. So, they do actually know what they’re talking about. I do agree with you on the “get a room” part though!

  4. Sandy

    I’m getting tired of Americn Idol and seeing Simon and Paula act the way they do with no respect to the contestants is getting old. Paula needs to clean up her act.

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