Paula Abdul to Release Greatest Hits CD

March 28th, 2007 // 5 Comments

Come on. Admit it. You know you’re going to be buying this. I mean who could resist jamming to Paula Abdul‘s “Cold-Hearted?”

After rocking out furiously to “Cold-Hearted,” “Forever Your Girl” and, of course, “Straight Up,” we simmered down enough to ponder: Why now, Paula? Of all times to dust off that unfortunate-yet-catchy remnant of the early-’90s? After nearly five years of creeping insidiously into our hearts with your slurry, saccharine stage-mother sunshine? Why choose now to capitalize on your American Idol fame and remind us of your other, Taylor Dayne-ish shadow self? Are you there, Paula? Are you listening?

You’re going to have to wait until May 8th to pick up your copy. In the meantime, you’ll have to settle for Paula’s American Idol appearances. She actually sounded pretty coherent last night. Don’t you think?

(Mavrix Photo)

Check out my favorite Paula Abdul video after the jump.

Come on. Admit it. You know you’re going to be buying this. I mean who could resist jamming to Paula Abdul‘s “Cold-Hearted?”

After rocking out furiously to “Cold-Hearted,” “Forever
Your Girl” and, of course, “Straight Up,” we simmered down enough to
ponder: Why now, Paula? Of all times to dust off that
unfortunate-yet-catchy remnant of the early-’90s? After nearly five
years of creeping insidiously into our hearts with your slurry,
saccharine stage-mother sunshine? Why choose now to capitalize on your
American Idol fame and remind us of your other, Taylor Dayne-ish shadow
self? Are you there, Paula? Are you listening?

You’re going to have to wait until May 8th to pick up your copy. In the meantime, you’ll have to settle for Paula’s American Idol appearances. She actually sounded pretty coherent last night. Don’t you think?

It just really moves me.

By Jessica Marx
  1. NoraJo

    I thought all she had was one album. Greatest Hits? Not gonna buy it.

  2. Steve

    Paula Abdul had hits?

  3. Amy Beth

    Well I hate to admit it but I already own her greatest hits (its 2 CDs). What else can she put on it?

  4. AT

    It’s going to be a compilation of her “witty” remarks on American Idol put to the three actual hits she had on her two only cd’s. Gotta love america!

  5. dots

    One of my clients was the main producer on her first record. He said he had never done more filler work on a single person than he did with her. He said she was awful and couldn’t carry a tune. It’s true… have you ever seen her sing live? Better yet… have you ever seen her sing?!

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