Paula Abdul Haunted By Paula Goodspeed Suicide

Paula Abdul, that paragon of stoicism, is so disturbed by the suicide of her
stalker
in front of her Beverly Hills home last week that she won’t go back to the “haunted house”, despite having hired “healers” to cleanse the house of ghosts.

The source says that Paula Goodspeed “was a deranged stalker who sent her death threats. Paula
instructed guards to keep Goodspeed away from her at all costs. She refuses to stay at home because she fears that the spirit
of Goodspeed is haunting her house. She feels like this is the absolute
worst omen, a really bad curse…Paula is suffering. It is well
known that she is emotionally fragile.”

A rep for Abdul denied all this, saying “There’s
no validity to this. She’s been home since the incident happened.
There’s no issue with spirits.” It’s clear from this statement that the rep has already been possessed by the spirits, and is no doubt a participant in various dark and erotic rituals involving chickens and phosphorous and old toaster ovens. Paula had best beware.


Paula Abdul, that paragon of stoicism, is so disturbed by the suicide of her
stalker
in front of her Beverly Hills home last week that she won’t go back to the “haunted house”, despite having hired “healers” to cleanse the house of ghosts.

The source says that Paula Goodspeed “was a deranged stalker who sent her death threats. Paula
instructed guards to keep Goodspeed away from her at all costs. She refuses to stay at home because she fears that the spirit
of Goodspeed is haunting her house. She feels like this is the absolute
worst omen, a really bad curse…Paula is suffering. It is well
known that she is emotionally fragile.”

A rep for Abdul denied all this, saying “There’s
no validity to this. She’s been home since the incident happened.
There’s no issue with spirits.” It’s clear from this statement that the
rep has already been possessed by the spirits, and is no doubt a
participant in various dark and erotic rituals involving chickens and
phosphorus and old toaster ovens. Paula had best beware.