Paula Abdul Has A Secret

January 6th, 2009 // 2 Comments

She’s crazy for booze and pills. No, you knew that. It’s actually that Paula Abdul is in negotiations for her own “secret” talk show.
This might be the only talk show to watch. She’s barely intelligible as
it is. Imagine her trying to navigate interviewing someone else while
slurring and crying? And then, as the guest is trying talk about her
book, Paula gets up to wander around the set where they’re going to
film the kitchen segment later and inadvertently sets the sleeve of her
bandleader’s ruffly coat on fire? Can I set my DVR for this now?

“Paula’s been dreaming about having her own talk show for three years,
and she’s ready to make it a reality,” a source says and adds that
Abdul’s been talking to CBS/Paramount Network Television.

Abdul is also in the middle of salary negotiations for the ninth season of American Idol, and is looking for a $10 million dollar payday despite claiming they were trying to kill her. She reportedly already earns $5 to $7 million for clapping at the wrong moment and secreting rum in her Coke cup.

“And if she does get her contract demands, Paula will attempt to
negotiate a clause that states she can have other projects, including a
talk show, and will juggle both. Paula is unpredictable and not afraid to speak her mind — but she also
leads from the heart and really connects with people,” continued the
source. “Studio execs feel those are the kind of personal attributes
that would make her perfect for a daytime talk show.”

If she can’t get the talk show, then we demand a reality series in
which we follow Paula as she’s forced to go without a driver in Los
Angeles. I want to see how this drunk drives.

Check out all the photos of Paula Abdul in the gallery!


She’s crazy for booze and pills. No, you knew that. It’s actually that Paula Abdul is in negotiations for her own “secret” talk show.
This might be the only talk show to watch. She’s barely intelligible as
it is. Imagine her trying to navigate interviewing someone else while
slurring and crying? And then, as the guest is trying talk about her
book, Paula gets up to wander around the set where they’re going to
film the kitchen segment later and inadvertently sets the sleeve of her
bandleader’s ruffly coat on fire? Can I set my DVR for this now?

“Paula’s been dreaming about having her own talk show for three years,
and she’s ready to make it a reality,” a source says and adds that
Abdul’s been talking to CBS/Paramount Network Television.

Abdul is also in the middle of salary negotiations for the ninth season of American Idol, and is looking for a $10 million dollar payday despite claiming they were trying to kill her. She reportedly already earns $5 to $7 million for clapping at the wrong moment and secreting rum in her Coke cup.

“And if she does get her contract demands, Paula will attempt to
negotiate a clause that states she can have other projects, including a
talk show, and will juggle both. Paula is unpredictable and not afraid to speak her mind — but she also
leads from the heart and really connects with people,” continued the
source. “Studio execs feel those are the kind of personal attributes
that would make her perfect for a daytime talk show.”

If she can’t get the talk show, then we demand a reality series in
which we follow Paula as she’s forced to go without a driver in Los
Angeles. I want to see how this drunk drives.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Josie

    i hope it will be happen. i love her

  2. Upskt Celebs

    I used to love her.

    upskt.com

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