Paula Abdul’s Using the Britney Spears Method of Successful Comebacks

January 17th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

Paula Abdul has made a career out of wearing many hats–”American Idol” judge, clothing and accessory designer, celebrity train-wreck extraordinaire–but now she’s looking to make her comeback as a pop star by performing at the Super Bowl. Word has it that the whole thing is set to be a delicious hot mess, with an inside source leaking to TMZ that Paula plans on performing her new single and that it’s a “bad, bad idea.”

Reportedly, her voice isn’t up to par, so it’s had to be digitally “enhanced” and God only knows what dance moves she has in store, since the poor thing can barely hold her head up these days. I’m hoping that she can incorporate her dance “the butt-walk” that she invented at QVC into her performance, which should also include some choreographed bursts into tears.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Nanc'

    What BOOB agreed to letting her “perform” at the Super Bowl?? One of her enemies, obviously.

  2. Evil Charity

    If true, I wonder if when she’ll be performing. Isn’t Tom Petty doing the half time show? And here I thought TPTB had finally picked an appropriate artist for the super bowl.

  3. hey

    will you please leave her alone. why do you have to pick on her all the time? it’s not funny anymore. and if you saw her on idol last night, you saw that she can still dance very well, better than all those other “pop stars” out there.

  4. susie

    i hope she performs at the superbowl, even if she has to lip synch, and blows all the bashers away! GOO PAULA!!!!! bashing paula is soo 2007 by the way.

  5. Jose

    I have seen her show on MTV recently and can understand why people thinks she drinks….she kept saying she was just “exhausted” but to me she really seemed like she was on something.

    I can spot a boozer a mile away. My father was a drinker.

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