Paul Walker Is No Cradle Robber…Well…

February 6th, 2009 // 11 Comments

This morning Paul Walker‘s camp cleared a nasty, TOTALLY false rumor about him being engaged and ready to wed his barely-legal girlfriend Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell.

“Paul is not engaged to a teenage girl,” an insider told Us Weekly of the nineteen-year-old we spotted him vacationing with in Hawaii last month. 

But before you go cursing tabloids for being Satan-span wreckers of society, hold the phone.  Mr. All-American isn’t getting off the hook that easy.

Star Magazine is reporting that the 2 Fast 2 Furious actor has been dating the UCSB student since she was sixteen – with no remorse.  “Their age difference doesn’t scare him,” a source said.  “He knows she’s the one.”
 
Now, I’ll leave it to the Christian right and sex-n-love addicts to decide exactly what ‘dating’ constitutes, but I’d imagine two people this attractive have a hard time keeping their zippers up.  Then again, Britney Spears Vanessa Hudgens Miley Cyrus Miranda Kerr is still a virgin, right?

Oh and by the way – don’t get me wrong: tabloids are satan-span vats of evil.  But sometimes, these celebrities just make it too damn easy for us. It’s like dangling candy in front of a baby. 

Click any image for photos of Paul and his young, young lady in Hawaii last month…

By Laura Bulchis
  1. www.blahgirls.com

    If she can get Paul Walker, maybe that means I have a chance with James Franco…

  2. Courtney

    awwwwww he is my love.. and i thought I didnt have a chance cause i was twenty. :(

  3. Concern

    Yes it is a know fact with all the locals in Santa Barbara that he started dating this girl at age 16. The people who live there gave him a lot of grief about it when they saw those two together.
    California – The age of consent in California is 18. It is illegal for anyone to engage in sexual intercourse with a minor (someone under the age of 18), unless they are that person’s spouse. California employs a tiered system where the greater the difference in age, the greater the penalty. If the person engaging in sex with a minor is less than 3 years older or younger than the minor, then they are guilty of a misdemeanor. If they are more than 3 years older than the minor then they are guilty of a felony. Those over the age of 21 engaging in sex with those under 16 are subjected to more harsh penalties

    Mr. Walker better be veeeery careful about what he says regarding his relationship with this girl. And the fact that a magazine is publishing that a 35 year old man engaged in sex with a minor, which is considered a felony, is a pretty serious deal.

  4. Annoyed

    It is very seedy for a 32,35 & even 40 year old man to approach a 16 year old kid for sex.
    Mr. Walker is gonna have to address this issue based on the Fast & Furious 4 coming out on 4/03/09. What will he do at the premiere when a 26 year old guy yells at him “Hey Walker in 6 years I’ll be waiting for your daughter”
    Does he get mad? Will he be disgusted by the comment? Is ok just for him to date teens and nodody else?

  5. Annoyed

    It is very seedy for a 32,35 & even 40 year old man to approach a 16 year old kid for sex.
    Mr. Walker is gonna have to address this issue based on the Fast & Furious 4 coming out on 4/03/09. What will he do at the premiere when a 26 year old guy yells at him “Hey Walker in 6 years I’ll be waiting for your daughter”
    Does he get mad? Will he be disgusted by the comment? Is ok just for him to date teens and nodody else?

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  9. Billy

    everyone stop thinking you can get a chance just because he’s dating a nineteen year old…. not sure if you’ve noticed but she’s a stunner

  10. Kyle

    I think you all need to go fuck yourselves! Just cuz none of you can get a celeb doesn’t mean it’s wrong

  11. Canary

    celebrities are way over rated. Suck in Bed, Suck in Relationships, and clearly as we see here SUCKS AT LIFE. GOOD RIDDANCE PEDO!

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