New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, 71 is dating aspring actress/gold digger Ricki Lander, 32 (I dare you to argue with me), and like any good boyfriend, he wants to help her land as many roles as possible.
Today, an audition video featuring Lander and Kraft went viral, mainly because it was so embarrassing. According to both Barstool Sports and CBS Sports, Lander read for a part in Vince Vaughn‘s upcoming movie. According to me, it went over like a lead balloon.
Kraft should not quit his day job. Lander should start campaigning for an engagement ring STAT, because her audition was…not good. I foresee a life of minimal philanthropy, party-throwing and an Alexis Bellino-ish fashion line for Lander.
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