Patrick Dempsey Puts on the Sausage Casing

November 28th, 2007 // 7 Comments

Looks like somebody’s vying for the spot of BFF with Lance Armstrong. Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal seem to be busy with other things these days, like being shirtless and crazy, and/or dating Reese Witherspoon on the DL, and so Patrick Dempsey has decided to be proactive in his bid for the man-friendship of the cycling champion, donning the Lycra spandex and just generally looking aerodynamic. We salute you, Patrick Dempsey and hope that when you slip Lance that piece of paper asking him, “Will you be my buddy?” he’ll circle the YES option, or at the very least, MAYBE.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. stolidog

    i bid $10.00 for the leggings.

  2. Dajoro


  3. yadatothethirdpower

    Dr. McSpecialized-brand-name-on-every-square-inch-of-my-clothing? Let’s see if that sticks in the tabloids.

  4. Hey Cupcake

    Assuming he’s in SoCal, why is he dressed for biking in the hinterlands? I live in the hinterlands and don’t wear this much clothing while biking! Or any, sometimes. Heh.

  5. This asshole is proberly expecting to crash like paris. Athough I don’t think a helmet will help much!!

  6. Zekers

    I’m jealous, I wish I could afford all Specialized gear, must be nice!
    Good gear makes long-distance biking so much mor comfortable…

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