Paris Writes

E! got ahold of a letter Paris wrote a “fan” from prison. This is probably the first one she ever wrote because you know she doesn’t give a f*ck about any of the misguided troglodytes that think she’s amazing. Like Ms. Sally Kirkland.

“I read your letter and just wanted to thank you for your kind words of love and support. The fact that you took time out of your day to write me truly means the world. Especially at such a difficult and scary time in my life,” Hilton wrote in a letter obtained Tuesday by E! Online.

“But I am being strong and trying to make the best out of the situation,” Hilton continued. “And the letters I’m receiving really do put a smile on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad and alone. Again, thank you so much and may God bless you and your family.”

“Sad and alone” is pretty much how the rest of us feel when we don’t have the millions your skank ass is blessed with. So enjoy! You should be sad and alone. I feel sad and alone that I have to admit to people that I found out you can write.

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