Paris Won’t Sleep With Just Anyone

Damn. There goes all that hyperbole I created about Paris sleeping with everyone – including your grandma, and Adolph Hitler and probably Bugs Bunny. Pro hockey player Sean Avery was all over her ass at a party and she wasn’t having it. Do you have any idea how hard it is to report that Paris didn’t give it up for once? It’s like having to pull your own tooth with a pair of pliers and no novocaine!

The N.Y. Ranger, who just split from fiancée Elisha Cuthbert, tried his luck with Hilton at Amy Sacco’s LG House party in Malibu. “He hit on her three times, but every time, Paris would give him disgusted looks and move away from his creepy shoulder-brushing and close-talking ways,” said our snitch. The rebuffed Avery hit on other blonds. “You could tell he just wanted to hook up,” said the spy.

He must not have had any quarters on him. You know she’s a damn slot machine!

More of Paris from German GQ (with nipple) are after the jump.