Paris Walks Her Trainer
This is probably my favorite series of pictures I’ve seen in a LONG time. Paris Hilton is mincing around, a caffeinated beverage and GOLD
bowling bag purse in hand, with her new trainer. Although, honestly, I refused to believe that wasn’t just her personal back-up dancer, until I noticed he was carrying a thigh-master under his arm. Seriously, he doesn’t even have his shoe-laces tied-up. Or maybe he just knows that Paris expects that by paying him, she will automatically start to burn calories, so there’s really no need to maintain the guise that they’re going to engage in anything that might actually require real physical exertion. That is, unless all that caffeine makes her horny.
Also, why is she wearing Kim Jong-Il’s sunglasses?
More photos of Paris Hilton and her new trainer after the jump.