Paris Walks Her Trainer

April 20th, 2007 // 3 Comments

This is probably my favorite series of pictures I’ve seen in a LONG time. Paris Hilton is mincing around, a caffeinated beverage and GOLD bowling bag purse in hand, with her new trainer. Although, honestly, I refused to believe that wasn’t just her personal back-up dancer, until I noticed he was carrying a thigh-master under his arm. Seriously, he doesn’t even have his shoe-laces tied-up. Or maybe he just knows that Paris expects that by paying him, she will automatically start to burn calories, so there’s really no need to maintain the guise that they’re going to engage in anything that might actually require real physical exertion. That is, unless all that caffeine makes her horny.

Also, why is she wearing Kim Jong-Il’s sunglasses?

(Mavrix Photo)

More photos of Paris Hilton and her new trainer after the jump.

(Mavrix Photo)

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Loverly commentary as always Miss Timmons. :-)

    Later,
    Tom

  2. nanners

    I thought she didn’t hang with negros.

  3. SmartyPants

    I was reading an editorial in the newspaper about the big Don Imus racial mess and it got me to thinking: Look at all the recent anger that has spewed forth toward idiots and their racial tirades (Mel Gibson, Michael ‘Kramer’ Richards, Don Imus, etc.) and of course, people SHOULD be angry for such garbage. But this bitch has been filmed a couple of times saying nasty, racist things, and nobody seems to care? Is that (hopefully) because she is such a shallow idiot nobody listens to her, or because money means so much in our material world that you can say what ya want, as long as you are rich?

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