Paris Tells Barbara Walters That She “Used To Act Dumb”, Millions Wonder How They Missed The Subtle Differences In Her Intelligence Since Then

June 11th, 2007 // 10 Comments


Another Monday, another Paris Hilton. Paris got on the horn with Barbara Walters yesterday. She told Barbara that she “used to act dumb” or something. If that’s acting, she deserved the damn Oscar because it was a fully believable performance. She lived it, she breathed it.

Paris Hilton got on the horn with Barbara Walters yesterday, and told her that she felt “caged” in jail, but said that she’s tired of playing “dumb” and that “God has given me this new chance.”

“Good Morning America” reports that Babwa was on the phone with Paris’ mom Kathy when Paris called in on the other line — and said she wanted to talk to Walters directly. So Paris called her collect in New York, and they had a brief chat. Among the highlights: “I was not eating or sleeping. I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. … It was a horrible experience.” More details of the conversation will be unveiled on “The View” later.

Don’t they always turn to God in the end? I know religious types would make this a “see I told ya” moment but I think if there was a God, he’d be like – cut the shit, you fake-ass bitches. I know “fake-ass bitch” isn’t in the Good Book, but it damn well should be.

By J. Harvey

  1. nanners

    “I know “fake-ass bitch” isn’t in the Good Book, but it damn well should be.”
    Jesus should have called Judas a fake-ass bitch at the last supper!

  2. lookwhaticando

    ******************Breaking News****************

    Paris Hilton is a stupid scum bag!

  3. Sam

    She’s 26 and suddenly “tired of playing dumb” now that she ends up in jail because of her dumb “act”? Funny how that happens. Whatever. The damage is done… why can’t she comprehend that we all just want her to GO AWAY… why the hell does she think we’re all so damn happy she’s locked away for 45 days???

  4. MizLiz

    Would you like to know just WHY the Sherrif cut Paris loose the other day? I don’t think you’ll be reading this story in any U.S. newspapers. Just click….,23599,21884884-1702,00.html

  5. skrpune

    Hmmm, MizLiz, that’s an innnnteresting article there! Doesn’t sound far fetched either – money influencing politicians is the new american way.

    Funny how folks “find” god when put in jail or put through intense public scrutiny. Like it’s supposed to make it all better and erase the idiocy that preceded it. Um, no. Just because *you* found god doesn’t mean that we lost our minds, chica. Do your time, keep your mouth shut, and try to stop “acting” stupid.

  6. SmartyPants

    OMG! What do I have to do to make this stupid bitch go away?
    I am thinking her 15 minutes are FINALLY up (that was the longest 15 mionutes ever!) and people are really sick of her fake, idiotic ass. So now let’s ignore her and pray she goes away for good.

  7. cockroachqueen

    So I picture Paris pole dancing with some guy in a red satin suit and cute little goatee and pitchfork, the caption: Paris Hilton Finds God, and
    “He’s Hot”!!!!!!!!

    (Yeah, there’s probably just some real “poll” dancing going on here…her special appearance business must have been dropping like a fat lady off a diving board!!)

  8. Niecy

    oh sweetie, we all know u can’t act. just say ur tired of being stupid and ur gonna kill urself.

  9. Smartest thing Paris could do for herself right now is lay low…whether she is just goofy enough to spill her guts to Babwa or doing it according to a plan, it doesn’t make her look so good. Well, I guess these folks were born to give us stuff to gab about.

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