The Three Faces Of Skeeve

November 27th, 2007 // 8 Comments

Photos: Flynet Onilne

Here’s Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton and Nicole Richie leaving Forte restaurant in Beverly Hills post-splitting a soda cracker and a Diet Coke. Paris hosted Nicole’s “Wizard of Oz” themed-baby shower on Nov. 18 and there’s speculation that she might have staged herself in the center of photos from the event and then leaked them. Several tabloids got ahold of the photos, but they missed the deadline to print them because it was Turkey Day and all, and everything went to press early. Hah! Foiled! Paris is a Skeksi(from “The Dark Crystal”), and Skeksis like attention. Her representative is denying the charge, and says that a lot of guests were taking pictures with camera phones. And that “there’s no way she had anything to do with it”. A likely story! This bird of prey would paste her face over the Mona Lisa if she could! Flashbulbs are her drug of choice!

Photos: Flynet Onilne/Bauer-Griffin Online

7 more photos of Nicole Richie, Paris and Nicky Hilton out for lunch after the jump.

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Photos: Flynet Onilne/Bauer-Griffin Online

By J. Harvey

  1. peachpie

    primo excellent title for the story. nice work.

  2. sandy

    Who cares what any of the skanks say/do/think anyway?

  3. peachpie

    hiya sandy! in case ya missed it, this site is pretty much devoted to what celebrity ‘skanks say/do/think’. (female or male, young or old, it really doesn’t matter — it’s the ‘celeb’ part that counts!) it’s a terrific form of entertainment, which i quite enjoy. and the folks here at ASL do it better than anybody out there. but, if it’s not your cup o’ tea, no problemo! we’re glad ya stopped by anyway :)

  4. You’re seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it’s quite allright but you simply can’t think and act mature and seriously. You really don’t know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
    That is the main reason you can’t take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!

  5. elisa

    Paris, Brit-Brit called… she wants her dress back….

  6. stolidog

    awesome title. awesome.

  7. manda

    Nice reference to Dark Crystal. Haven’t thought of that movie for years

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