Paris’ Neighbors Are Over It

Can you evict someone from your neighborhood? Paris Hilton’s neighbors look to be gearing up to try. A flyer was recently put online that was found in her neighborhood, calling for an end to the Era of Skank on that particular block.

Two of The Simple Life star’s neighbors – led by Christopher Hauk and Anne Goursaud – are sick and tired of having her live nearby and everything that entails – constant paparazzi waiting outside, house parties and those annoying helicopters that kept hovering that one day she was sent back to jail.

Now, Christopher and Anne are trying to mobilize their other neighbors, emailing their city councilman and considering hiring a lawyer.

Hauk and Goursaud have my vote. Can you imagine trying to sleep while Brandon Davis is trying to get it up with his coke dick on your front lawn with some trashbag he met after a Paris party? Ugh. Then again, I’m the kind of neighbor who will throw a trashcan through your windshield if your car alarm goes off too many times, and if you take my parking space in the winter – I will slash your tires. Boston’s a warm, cheery place to live!

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