Paris’ Monkey Had Discerning Taste

February 27th, 2007 // 8 Comments

Acting out the way a lot of us secretly wish we could, Paris’ former pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, escaped the bronzed clutches of her owner by biting and scratching Paris until she was finally forced to visit the hospital for a tetanus shot. TMZ reports:

TMZ has obtained video of Paris’ former pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, sinking her teeth into the heiress several times at the home of Howard Stern’s favorite mafioso, Johnny Fratto, during an event for Beverly Hills Choppers.

The little critter was tearing Paris up so badly that evening, that eventually, it had to put back in its cage by a handler. Still no word on what diseases Baby Luv contracted by biting into Paris’ tainted flesh.

(Flynet)

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Blah

    If it’s any consolation, Eddie, “Norbit” is making a lot of money. I have this sneaking suspicion, he went home, put on his fat lady suit and just cried.

    Just figured I’d post this again since you seem to like to put it in multiple posts and forgot it on this one. :P

  2. Jinxy McDeath

    If only Babyluv *gag* had longer arms, she finally could have remedied that wonky eye issue for good.

    It was amusing to see Paris getting the shit bitten out of her. Ha!

  3. pink_orchid

    will it have to be put down now that it has contracted the big H ?

  4. Why didn’t she just have it declawed & defanged?

    Obviously it’s painful for the animal, but, we’re talking Paris Hilton here, not Pam Anderson.

    Later,
    Tom

  5. That’s Hot!

    (and reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally friggin funny!)

  6. margaretta

    The little guy must’ve smelled something awful

  7. Andrea

    *whines* I want a kinkajou that bites Paris, too!

  8. Chris

    Ok, it’s a MONKEY. What did she honestly think would happen? She’s playing with a wild aniamal and expecting it to act like her dog.

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