Paris’ Monkey Had Discerning Taste

Acting out the way a lot of us secretly wish we could, Paris’ former pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, escaped the bronzed clutches of her owner by biting and scratching Paris until she was finally forced to visit the hospital for a tetanus shot. TMZ reports:

TMZ has obtained video of Paris’ former pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, sinking her teeth into the heiress several times at the home of Howard Stern’s favorite mafioso, Johnny Fratto, during an event for Beverly Hills Choppers.

The little critter was tearing Paris up so badly that evening, that eventually, it had to put back in its cage by a handler. Still no word on what diseases Baby Luv contracted by biting into Paris’ tainted flesh.

(Flynet)