Paris’ Minions Can’t Get Into Clubs Without Her

February 23rd, 2007 // 7 Comments

Brandon Davis (aka Greasy Bear, Fat Elvis) and Stavros Nirachos (aka the Greek shipping heir that Paris throws her slop on) aren’t able to able to get in any hot clubs without Paris around . Hah! I mean, neither can I but I’m not well-known! HAH!

Brandon Davis and Stavros Niarchos are nothing without Paris.

Hilton’s two sidekicks needed a little help getting into Area last night — calling her from the parking lot so she could work her celebutante magic to get them through the door.

Paris was seen peeking through tiny windows in Area’s front door as she waited for Stavros to arrive. Being friends with Paris has its perks.

That’s sad. Aren’t those two pinheads like millionaire scions? Don’t they have any pull? So they only let rich people with vaginas in? God, if I was hetero that would be like Heaven – a club full of rich whores.

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By J. Harvey
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  1. Marcela

    Why is that people is so crazy about Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie? they should be call “WEALTHY TRASH” what is their contribution to society? do they have any college degrees? can they keep an intellectual conversation?
    Besides that’s HOT, can Paris say anything interesting?
    I would like to start a campaign against this WEALTHY TRASH. They are too SUPERFICIAL…why give such an importance…just because they have money?

    Thanks
    MB

  2. Marcela

    Why is that people is so crazy about Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie? they should be call “WEALTHY TRASH” what is their contribution to society? do they have any college degrees? can they keep an intellectual conversation?
    Besides that’s HOT, can Paris say anything interesting?
    I would like to start a campaign against this WEALTHY TRASH. They are too SUPERFICIAL…why give such an importance…just because they have money?

    Thanks
    MB

  3. Marcela

    Why is that people is so crazy about Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie? they should be call “WEALTHY TRASH” what is their contribution to society? do they have any college degrees? can they keep an intellectual conversation?
    Besides that’s HOT, can Paris say anything interesting?
    I would like to start a campaign against this WEALTHY TRASH. They are too SUPERFICIAL…why give such an importance…just because they have money?

    Thanks
    MB

  4. Marcela

    Why is that people is so crazy about Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie? they should be call “WEALTHY TRASH” what is their contribution to society? do they have any college degrees? can they keep an intellectual conversation?
    Besides that’s HOT, can Paris say anything interesting?
    I would like to start a campaign against this WEALTHY TRASH. They are too SUPERFICIAL…why give such an importance…just because they have money?

    Thanks
    MB

  5. dmumsie

    Oddly these guys pay her way.. Oh you know that isn’t a happy meeting when the bill comes due and the money managers see the output shock of being a friend of Paris. Then again, it may be a good thing.. I hear these um.. “friends” provide many fun-mood altering substances for the patrons to indulge in, to make them happier and in a party move, so perhaps it’s a profit for everyone.

  6. H

    Almost all clubs prefer to have more females than males…it gets the guys to spend more money getting girls drunk.
    If there are too many guys in a club, guys will leave to better their chances of getting laid.

    I’ve also been to clubs where guys can’t get in without a female.

    I don’t think this was because Paris is so much cooler than these jackasses…it is just because she has a snatch.

  7. Unknown

    Yeah, we all know she has a snatch—we’ve all seen it dozens of times!

    Marcela you are right! Let’s get the campaign going! Unfortunately, most people are stupid sheep, and that is why morons like these uneducated, brain dead, drug addicted, alcoholic ‘Wealthy Trash’ idiots are still hangin’around. Does anyone out there watch that dumb Simple Life show? Somebody must be killing their brain cells on it, as it will not go away either!

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