Paris Hilton is picking fights with everyone these days. First, she’s duking it out with Jessica Simpson over fake hair. Then she’s bugging out over having to share the Good Charlotte spotlight with Mischa Barton. Now, the most recent victim of her bile is Kim Kardashian.
In an interview with a Vegas radio station on Monday, Paris talked smack about Kim’s ass. She said, “I would not want [Kim's butt] — it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.” Hell yeah! This is the old Paris we all love to hate! Talking shit openly and starting feuds left and right.
Sadly, however, she has offered a shallow apology to Kim via In Touch Weekly, explaining herself in an email, “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”
Dammit. I was hoping for some blood. But as it turns out, Kim is saying that they’re cool. According to the bootylicious Kardashian, “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.” Bullshit. These two hate each other and I personally think it’s selfish for them to keep all that feuding to themselves. That’s just hateful.
Also, here are some pictures of Paris Hilton getting paid to attend a party. Ha! I thought British people were supposed to be more sophisticated than us. We get to have that drunken waste of space drive around and possibly run us over for free!
15 more photos of Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are after the jump.
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