Paris’ Jerk Parents Cut The Line

June 13th, 2007 // 7 Comments

God, everyone hates a line cutter. Especially when you’re waiting to visit your honey who’s doing a five year bid for armed robbery and two hoity-toity rich bitches sashay in and cut your ass. If those stools you sit on while waiting weren’t bolted down because you’re in lockup, I’d start chuckin’ em!

When Paris Hilton’s parents visited her in jail on Tuesday, they skipped the line, once again causing concern that the heiress is receiving preferential treatment.

One visitor to the Twin Towers Correctional Facility in Los Angeles, Alvina Floyd, told the Associated Press she waited more than four hours – as opposed to the usual two – and blamed the Hiltons for the delay.

(WENN)

More on the Hilton visitation controversy after the jump.

“I have to be at work later,” she said. “I can’t wait here all day.”

Another visitor, Shatani Alverson, told the AP she was asked to leave the jail’s visiting room soon after her husband walked in because of the Hiltons. She was told to return after lunch.

I hope Shatani registered a complaint. And just a note to my family and friends – do NOT do jail time because I am NOT waiting TWO hours to visit your criminal ass. My younger brother once got pinched for telling off an undercover cop at a Taco Bell whilst drunk and clutching the family cordless phone that he had taken with him because he was too ghetto for a cell at the time and didn’t want to miss a call. I could barely work up the efort to ask him how it was when he got bailed out. My time is valuable! And he took the family phone with him! What if someone was trying to reach me on that phone and it’s in a drunk tank with you? I mean, I had a cell and everything but who does that? Drunk dialing addicts down at the Taco Bell, that’s who. I love you, Chris.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Jinxy McDeath

    Those two idiots should be locked up for years. They spawned that herpes ridden whore that is the bane of blogging. Anyway let’s hope they get shived.

  2. JUDY

    WTF? HATERS. There is no way it took two extra hours because two people went in front. And they didn’t cut the line on their own accord, the sheriffs department took them in. Because it was better for them, not Paris, and not the parents.’
    Grow up, quit hating cause your a broke ass.

  3. JenB

    Actually, it would’ve taken an extra two hours if the Hilton’s had private visitation. Shatani Alverson was told to leave and come back. Lord forbid the rich assholes come in contact with a commoner!

  4. Zeker

    I think that these two (won’t call them parents because they aren’t-they’re pro-creators) are disgusting; that said, I have to agree with Judy’s take on the situation. They weren’t let in because they wanted to be, it was just easier for the jail personnel-as I’m sure the media whores brought the cameras with them…

  5. shadygoddess

    oh judy, relax. The Hiltons aren’t going to read this and say, “Hey, that Judy chick, she thinks like we do. Let’s give her a mill”. Stop kissing arse, you silly deranged twit.

  6. judy

    shadygoddess
    What’s your problem, did I strike a nerve? You got two bucks to your name? You are right, they wouldn’t read this, so why would I try to influence something like that?
    If all you have to do all day is hate on people who are better off than you, then do it.
    I just think everyone was better off not having the photographers taking up all the space, and perhaps people in line waiting to see their loved ones, who obviously fucked up too, might be on the news. Would you want your face plastered all over television or the magazines in the background waiting to visit an inmate? Maybe you would be proud of that, most people have some shame.
    Relax, calm down, take a deep breath……you’ll be fine.

  7. judy

    shadygoddess
    What’s your problem, did I strike a nerve? You got two bucks to your name? You are right, they wouldn’t read this, so why would I try to influence something like that?
    If all you have to do all day is hate on people who are better off than you, then do it.
    I just think everyone was better off not having the photographers taking up all the space, and perhaps people in line waiting to see their loved ones, who obviously fucked up too, might be on the news. Would you want your face plastered all over television or the magazines in the background waiting to visit an inmate? Maybe you would be proud of that, most people have some shame.
    Relax, calm down, take a deep breath……you’ll be fine.

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