Paris’ Jerk Parents Cut The Line
God, everyone hates a line cutter. Especially when you’re waiting to visit your honey who’s doing a five year bid for armed robbery and two hoity-toity rich bitches sashay in and cut your ass. If those stools you sit on while waiting weren’t bolted down because you’re in lockup, I’d start chuckin’ em!
When Paris Hilton’s parents visited her in jail on Tuesday, they skipped the line, once again causing concern that the heiress is receiving preferential treatment.
One visitor to the Twin Towers Correctional Facility in Los Angeles, Alvina Floyd, told the Associated Press she waited more than four hours – as opposed to the usual two – and blamed the Hiltons for the delay.
More on the Hilton visitation controversy after the jump.
“I have to be at work later,” she said. “I can’t wait here all day.”
Another visitor, Shatani Alverson, told the AP she was asked to leave the jail’s visiting room soon after her husband walked in because of the Hiltons. She was told to return after lunch.
I hope Shatani registered a complaint. And just a note to my family and friends – do NOT do jail time because I am NOT waiting TWO hours to visit your criminal ass. My younger brother once got pinched for telling off an undercover cop at a Taco Bell whilst drunk and clutching the family cordless phone that he had taken with him because he was too ghetto for a cell at the time and didn’t want to miss a call. I could barely work up the efort to ask him how it was when he got bailed out. My time is valuable! And he took the family phone with him! What if someone was trying to reach me on that phone and it’s in a drunk tank with you? I mean, I had a cell and everything but who does that? Drunk dialing addicts down at the Taco Bell, that’s who. I love you, Chris.