Paris Is Only Spreading Her Legs For The Camera These Days…Supposedly
This is the part where I insert a joke that Paris Hilton actually thinks that the word “celibacy” is the exact opposite of what it means…sluttitude? Did I just make that up? Am I reaching? Most probably…
Paris according to MSNBC, who reportedly has been dumped by her pantyless best friend, Britney Spears had declared a while back that she was going to go boyfriendless, and insists she’s made good on that claim. When asked by a reporter how long it’s been since she’s had sex, Hilton said, “About six or seven months, I think. I don’t care,” reports the London Mirror. “I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex.”
Six or seven months? Wow. If she’s telling the truth, I might actually be impressed. That’s like seven years in Hollywood time, which of course, means she’s due for an itch.