Paris Is Not Sexual, But She Enjoys Titillating

September 8th, 2005 // 19 Comments

While Paris may be outwardly sexual in her personal appearances, magazine spreads, porn videos, and red carpet appearances, she insists that at home, she’s not that way at all.

The blonde beauty, who is engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis, told America’s Vanity Fair magazine: “I think I’m sexual in pictures and the way I dress and my whole image, but at home I’m really not like that.

“All of my ex-boyfriends – of course, not Paris – would be like, ‘What’s the matter with you? You’re so not sexual.

Cock tease comes to mind (along with a number of other things). I’m sure a typical evening at home with Paris Latsis consists of a rousing game of Parcheesi, along with a warm cup of hot cocoa.

She was titillating at the Red Cross benefit for Katrina when she arrived, once again, with her producer Scott Storch. I’m sorry the man is butt ugly. Scott was outbid by Cecil Barker, the owner of South Beach nightclub State. While Scott was outbid, he and Paris still left the benefit hand in hand.

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  1. mary

    I wonder what “home” means to Paris Hilton. If she is referring to “not being sexual” around her family, ermmm…I hope not.

    Otherwise her sex video, club pics, and everything else she does seem pretty sexual to me.

    Is she trying to say she’s really not a slut in real life?

  2. Blueprynt

    Scott Storch looks like val kilmer mixed with nick lachey. ugly people are always musically gifted ie( Elton John, Moby,…… Craig Mack)

  3. Kimmekap

    Well, atleast the at-home video slut has morals and standards. These morals and standards are about the same as a crack-whore, but atleast she has them. I could see she did not have a sexual nature in her videos, pictures or do not forget the images lifted of her phone. Mother Teresa would be proud to have Sister Paris in her parrish.

  4. raevee nyc

    Scott Storch is so weird looking, almost
    lady-like. I bet he would be pretty convincing as a tranny.

  5. ashamed...

    …to admit it but I like the Paris Hilton’s song “Screwed”.

  6. Sabrina

    Scott Storch either had a really bad cosmetic surgery or he’s a lesbian trying to pass for a man. Either way, it doesn’t work for “it”.

  7. saywhatnow?

    Didn’t he bang..err I mean date li’l kim or am i imagining that? Oh by the way..Paris Hilton go tell that shit to to someone who will actually believe your flat ass! Please! I wonder what she means by “sexual” Because maybe she doesn’t have sex a lot with one person maybe she just has sex a couple of times with multiple people ..that’s what it seems like…

  8. Neferi

    I’m really not like that! This is merely a standard female response to an avalanche of negative social criticism on this “sensitive” topic. So then who was that in your sex videos? Do you have an army of doubles as do other imperialist elements? Dog!

  9. Phillip

    Dude, “blonde beauty” my A**!! She is a complete buttaface. And so is her “buttaface” sister. She’s got nice tits, I’ll give her that.

  10. TasAnnie

    Her producer looks like an underling with the russian mafia.

  11. Emoshunlcrechur

    Scott’s lips look like he sucks a mean dick.

  12. Jane

    I’m thinking “not sexual” means that she just lays there and takes it instead of reverse cowboying it like she did with Salamander. She strikes me as being one very lazy fuck.

  13. lizzielou742

    My favorite Paris quotes from that article was about her sex tape:

    “I used to think it was so bad, but it’s like, everyone has sex. I’m sure everyone has filmed a tape.”

    Riiiiiight, Paris.

  14. Daisy

    This stupid bitch! No, she is not sexual. She is, however, slutty, whorish, egostistical, racist, slimy….

  15. chloe

    i guess scott storch dumbed lil kim since he was with her btw scott storch is a jew bet yall did know that

  16. spacers

    Ummm, who invited her to a Katrina benefit? This is the tw*t who wore a “Vote or Die” t-shirt, mugged with P Diddy all over Empty-V, and wasn’t even registered to vote. So, why didn’t she just take the advice from her t-shirt????? Do we really think she’ll part with a dime for icky poor people in the Deep South when she has a new chihuahua to outfit?

  17. Cynthia

    If you look up the word ‘insensitive’ in the dictionary, this bitch’s picture will probably be used to illustrate it.

  18. Daisy

    That dude is one ugly fucker!

  19. Sam

    “That dude is one ugly fucker!”

    Yep, so is Paris.

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