Paris Is Cold, Mother Prone To Exaggeration

June 18th, 2007 // 5 Comments

Paris is very cold in her cell. I know they have blankets in prison. How else are you going to masturbate in peace? Screw her and her lies! And apparently it’s so cold that it breaks arms. So it’s like liquid nitrogren in prison. What the f*ck is Kathy Hilton talking about?

The 26-year-old’s parents said the “Simple Life” star is getting along better, though she’s still cold.

“I thought her arm was broken,” said Kathy Hilton, making a motion like someone shivering in the cold.

Kathy Hilton sounds brilliant, she also thinks when you sneeze your soul flies out of your nose. The obvious reason why Paris was rubbing her arm was because she’s missing a fix. Duh.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Gigi

    She’s shaking so bad because she’s having alcohol (or worse) withdrawls.

  2. Char

    “Kathy Hilton sounds brilliant, she also thinks when you sneeze your soul flies out of your nose.”

    LOL – oh J.Harvey, I almost spit tea all over my laptop when I read this (and maybe my soul, too!). That’s a classic line.

  3. p

    Also if skank bitch isn’t eating then of COURSE she’s cold.

  4. fifi

    Hey P, not soo tough without your fat stupid buddy screaming “fire crouch” and you laughing like a dumb bitch next to him… Karma’s a bitch!!!

  5. Kare Bear

    Who cares anymore??? Cry me a river…I mean really all we are doing is feediong off the bullshit that her mother is dishing on a daily basis. Get over yourselves Paris & Kathy do your F-ing time & be done with it

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