Paris Hilton’s To Do List: Get Out of Jail, Do Larry King, Put On Black Wig, Head to Hawaii

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How so very Britney Spears of her! Love it! Now that Paris Hilton’s traumatic stint in the pokey is over, she’s decided to head for the tranquil beaches of Hawaii. The Damon’s and Affleck’s should be on red alert; hey don’t know what’s about to hit them.

More photos of an “incognito” Paris Hilton after the jump.

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