Paris Hilton’s Sex Problems

October 23rd, 2006 // 13 Comments

Nick Carter just can’t seem to stop talking about his former relationship with Paris Hilton. According to Nick she was a dud in bed, and needed drink and drugs to boost her bedroom confidence.

“She was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex.

“She relied on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform.

“I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out.”

“She made it clear she wanted to have sex and couldn’t keep her hands off me,” he said.

“At the start she loved to tease me by saying she wasn’t wearing any pants. But because I know Paris is used to getting what she wants when she wants, I was determined to make her wait, which drove her wild with desire.

“In fact I held out for three weeks before I had sex with her.

“We’d flown to the Bahamas and I wanted everything to be perfect. But Paris got completely wasted and the sex was distinctly average as we were both too drunk to really enjoy it. It was just a blur of Jack Daniel’s.”

It sounds as though it was the perfect relationship doesn’t it? She also had a penchant for smuggling drugs on planes.

“If she was going overseas she’d cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis,” he said.

“She had to have her own private stash with her at all times regardless of the consequences.”

Now mind you, these quotes are coming from Nick Carter, so use your best judgement in believing them or not.

Paris Got High For Sex [News of the World]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. she would rely heavily on drink?
    wasn’t wearing any pants?
    smokes the cannabis??

    when did nick carter become a UK citizen??
    it’s sad when people across the pond are making up gossip we should be making up on our own. get to it, gossipers! geez!

  2. Wow. He waited THREE WHOLE WEEKS before banging her. Now that’s teaching her something.

    Secondly, Nick Carter said “distinctly average”? I may be wrong, but I assumed Nick Carter couldn’t string two words together without a “yo” or a “gnomesain” or something thrown in there. You know, because he’s from the street, yo.

  3. The BACKstreet, that is.

  4. rachael

    Nick Carter has been awfully chatty lately.

  5. KittyLiterati

    “Distinctly average”?
    “Regardless of the consequences”?

    We all know that Nick didn’t say this. Such erudite language is clearly the work of Aaron “How I Beat Shaq” Carter.

  6. mylene

    I’d love it to be true. I hate it when my guy friends say that even though they don’t respect Paris they’d love to bang her. I just hate it. But since she has herpes and is “distinctly average” in bed.. I can take it with a (real)smile from now on.

    And sad or not, I would probably be wasted all the time too if I had so much money in the bank that I didn’t work for.

  7. kat

    Yet another classy celebrity doing anything for publicity….

  8. Nick should take a page from fellow washed-up boybander Lance Bass’s playbook…unless he tells us that Paris has a dick, he’s not getting the cover of US Magazine with this crap.

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  11. anonimo

    Eso no me parece bien estoy de acuerdo en todo lo que es Paris Hilton pero un hombre ante todo debe ser un caballero y Nick no lo ha sido, no se habla de ninguna mujer, por mas de todo que sea, si Nick dijo todas esas cosas ha perdido mucho para mi.

  12. ...

    I actually saw Paris’s sex tape and I could see why he might say this. In the sex tape she barely seemed to like sex at all and was getting upset with the guy who was fucking her for making sexual or crass comments. She even said she didn’t like cock at the very beginning, the guy she was fucking said “your the wild party girl Paris, what happened?” I was pretty shocked to see this side of Paris, I always thought of her as kind of a sex goddess in a way who fucked lots of guys and partied all the time. Well it looks like I was wrong.

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